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wimal
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Marriage life and wife...
« on: August 12, 2008, 02:28:38 AM »

Marriage is give and take.
You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway..


My wife and I always compromise.
I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.


It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job,
He still ends up with the same boss.


They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!


Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.


Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!


Wife:
Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband:
Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.


It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right
And the other is the husband!


Don't marry the person you want to live with,
Marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever
You do, you'll regret it later.


You can't buy love,
But, you pay heavily for it.


Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!

Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest has girlfriends!

All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
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« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2008, 11:52:56 AM »

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Re: Marriage life and wife...
« Reply #2 on: December 5, 2009, 11:46:27 AM »

I love this quote: Marriage is give and take.
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« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2009, 12:08:12 AM »

I love this quote: Marriage is give and take.

For some people it is "Give only" Smiley
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